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The following is a partial list of Saturday Night Live commercial parodies. On Saturday Night Live (SNL), a parody advertisement is commonly shown after the host's opening monologue. Many of the parodies were produced by James Signorelli. Fast food, beer, feminine hygiene products, toys, medications, financial institutions, and automobiles have been frequent targets.

The commercial parodies have even targeted the SNL producers. A self-parody commercial featured 'The Best of the First 20 Minutes', a parody of Broadway Video's series of SNL compilation videos. It offered a compilation of bits from the Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins September 1998 episode before that episode had even finished.

In 1991, Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson hosted a clip show featuring many commercials entitled Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial. In early 1999, Will Ferrell hosted a follow-up special. In late 2005 and in March 2009, the special was updated, featuring commercials created since the airing of the original special.

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• 16 and Pregnant Spinoffs — A November 2010 ad finds MTV cashing in with spinoffs inspired by 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom, such as My Super Sweet 16 and Pregnant, America's Best Pregnant Dance Crew, Wild n Out with a Special Guest: A Baby, an edition of Cribs that feature baby cribs, and I'm Snooki and Pregnant. At the end, the MTV logo comes on with MTV: Maternity Television.^[1] (In an odd case of satirical prophecy, Snooki announced to US Magazine in March 2012 that yes, she was pregnant and engaged.)^[2]
• 1-800-Flowers — Kristen Wiig promotes the floral retailer as a way to show love for the mother (Kate McKinnon) who's always been there for her... even when Mom's at her most annoying.^[3]
• 24-Hour Energy for Dating Actresses — Having an actress for a girlfriend, and dealing with their quirks, can leave a man drained and exhausted. Luckily, this once-daily supplement gives men the energy they need to handle their girlfriends' constant rehearsing, mastering of foreign accents, emotional swings over callbacks, etc. Also promoted is a female formula, '24-Hour Energy for Dating Comedians.'^[4]

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• Abilify for Candidates — 'Because not everyone can be President,' this version of the atypical antipsychotic is specially formulated for candidates in the 2016 race for the presidency, among them Rick Santorum (Taran Killam) and Mike Huckabee (Bobby Moynihan).^[5]
• Academy of Better Careers — Spokesman Wendell Craig^[6] pitches a program for people to find jobs as stand-by operators.^[7]
• Action Cats — A parody of action-figure toys featuring plastic armor and weapons for live cats.^[8]
• Adobe – A car that is very affordable (sticker price: $179) but very unsafe, as it is made entirely of clay and 'combines German engineering and Mexican know-how!'^[9]
• AdoptJohn Belushi for Christmas — Candice Bergen sells people on letting John Belushi stay at their place for the holidays.^[10]
• Al Sharpton's Casa De Sushi — Analogous to Donald Trump's House of Wings or Derek Jeter's Taco Hole, Al Sharpton (as himself) opens a Japanese restaurant even though Sharpton himself hates the food and only admits to opening the restaurant so he can pay for his political campaign.^[11]
• Almost Pizza — It may look and smell like pizza, but it's not quite pizza, as proven by its molecular instability (it gets hotter when removed from the oven, shatters like glass, then regroups and crawls on the floor).^[12]
• AM Ale – An alcoholic beverage for the morning because 'you can't wait 'til afternoon'.^[13]
• Amazin Lazer — A consumer grade laser gun for cleaning up yard waste or for use in potential criminal acts.^[14]
• The Amazing Alexander – A 1986 ad promotes a Broadway theatre performance by a popular stage hypnotist (portrayed in performance still shots by Jon Lovitz). Audience members in the ad give the show unanimous praise—the same praise, in fact, delivered in a hypnotic trance ('I loved it. Much better than CATS. I'm going to see it again and again.').^[15]
• Amazon.com — Husbands and kids can buy typical Mother's Day gifts (e.g. bed and bath items, a new washing machine) on the website... but moms use it to buy vibrating muscle massagers (which one daughter mistakes for a microphone in one scene) or the best-selling novel Fifty Shades of Grey (hard-copy or, so the husband doesn't have to know she's reading it, on Kindle).^[16]
• Amazon Echo Silver - A smart speaker device designed for elderly users: It speaks very loudly, responds to anything remotely resembling 'Alexa,' mutters 'Uh-huh' during long, rambling stories, etc.^[17]
• America's Turning Gay – Combines parodies of 7 Up's 'America's Turning 7-Up' advertisement campaign and Dr. Pepper's 'Be a Pepper' ad campaign where small-town residents celebrate the sudden realization that they're homosexual.^[18]
• America's Worst Moments – Spokesman Chris Parnell pitches a commemorative plate collection featuring America's most shocking and embarrassing moments in politics and pop culture.^[19]
• American Cancer Society – Season six public service commercial where a spokeswoman (Gail Matthius) promises to discuss breast cancer and perform a self-exam on herself in an honest and open manner, but the promise is broken when the spokeswoman is shown with a striker bar covering her chest and explains the details of her self-exam in euphemisms.^[20]
• American Dope Growers Union – Laraine Newman (and several SNL castmembers and writers) support American-grown marijuana and the farmers who grow it.^[21]
• American Express — This 2015 parody of the credit card's celebrity-driven ad campaign features episode host Chris Hemsworth recalling how people said he was too tall, too blonde, and too muscular to make it in show business. But, as he concludes, 'if a jacked Australian with a perfect face can make it, anyone can.'^[22]
• American Taser – A series of people demonstrate the latest models of tasers by shocking each other. It begins a pitchman (Chris Parnell), followed by a police officer (Jason Sudeikis), a second pitchman (Darrell Hammond), a sexual predator (Seth Meyers), a feminist businesswoman (Amy Poehler), an angry wife (Rachel Dratch), the angry wife's husband (Will Forte), a black man (Kenan Thompson), a racist nightwatchman (Bill Hader), a militant black man (Finesse Mitchell), a Star Trek geek (Andy Samberg), and ends with the manufacturer's president (episode host Jason Lee) who shocks himself.^[23]
• ...and More — Tina-Tina Chenuse (Jenny Slate) promotes her stores that stock personalized novelties. The skits have 3 elements: Tina-Tina introducing herself, 'Hi-lo, I'm Tina-Tina Chenuse'; the store names always end with 'and More' (e.g. 'Car Horns and More'); and Tina-Tina exclaiming 'Oh, my God' somewhere in the sketch.^[24]
• And So This Is Hanukkah – promo for celebrity-packed Hanukkah special featuring entertainers who know very little about the holiday.^[25]
• Angora Bouquet — A tranquilizer-laced facial cleanser that 'washes your brain as well as your face'.^[26]
• Angry Dog — Dog food that turns any dog into a mindless killing machine. A picture of Michael Vick is on the package.^[27]
• Annuale — Medicine that keeps women on a constant stream of hormones, allowing them only one period per year. And when that period comes, the user can become violent (Tina Fey wields an axe in the office), aggressive (Amy Poehler kicks her husband in the groin), hungry (Casey Wilson shovels an entire birthday cake down her mouth at a child's party), and sexually frustrated (Kristen Wiig French kisses her dog).^[28]
• The Apocalypse — 'The people who brought you Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve' apply the same theme of those films (romantic comedy, holiday setting, all-star ensemble cast) to the end of the world. This trailer's tagline: 'It's love... at last sight.'^[29]
• Aron's List — an online service that's similar to Angie's List but charges a lower fee, thanks to its roster of plumbers, carpenters, etc. who are on the 'American Registry of Non-Violent Sex Offenders' (what the site's 'Aron' acronym stands for).^[30]
• Asian-American Doll — A Barbie commercial parody featuring an Asian-American doll who has to be as bland as possible out of fear of offending Asians (until the announcer realizes that selling an Asian-American doll with a dog and a chef's hat touches on the stereotype of Asians eating dogs).
• Ass Don't Smell — personal hygiene spray intended to keep one's buttocks smelling fresh and clean; a parody of feminine hygiene sprays.^[31]
• Autoscent — just as air fresheners deodorize the home, this product does the same for an automobile's internal combustion system; just spray it into the carburetor every 800 miles, and your car's exhaust will smell like lilacs or pine forests.^[32]
• Autumn Fizz — 'The Carbonated Douche'.^[33]
• Autumn's Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche — from the makers of Summer's Eve comes a feminine hygiene product that has the bold, spicy scent of fall.^[34]

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• Baba Wawa Talks to Herself — TV special promo where Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) interviews herself.^[35]
• Baby Spanx — Ashamed of having a chubby baby? This elasticized shapewear can smooth out any infant’s unsightly fat. As spokesman Jason Sudeikis states, 'I would never spank a baby, but I sure as hell would SPANX one!'^[36]
• Bad Idea Jeans — a commercial featuring scenes of people discussing what can be considered 'bad ideas' (for example, 'Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?'). After each scene, white text on a black background reads 'BAD IDEA'. Each scene also zooms in on each person wearing said jeans.^[37]
• Bad Seed — a venomous, near-hysterical Nancy Reagan (Terry Sweeney) debunks rumors that her daughter Patti's novel, Home Front, is based on real life, and pitches her own book that she co-wrote with Stephen King.^[38]
• Balz-Off — a medication that makes men more sensitive to women by killing off their testosterone levels.^[39]
• Banshee — a collection of 1970s-style speakers that serve in your place when you can't be there-or won't be there-at a funeral.^[40]
• Barkley's Bank — Former NBA player Charles Barkley has opened a bank in which he takes people's money and gambles with it in the hopes of either doubling their money or losing it all.^[41]
• Bathroom Businessman — This ad starts off as a promo for a fully functional portable office (computer monitors and all) that businessman Kenan Thompson can set up in a public toilet, giving a dual meaning to 'doing business.' It takes a turn, however, when Thompson finds he can't 'do business' because the desk setup has blocked his path to the toilet... and the ad becomes 'a public service announcement for Decency,' warning viewers to stop checking work texts and e-mails on the toilet ('Nothing's that important... and it's disgusting').^[42]
• Bathroom Monkey — a housewife (Janeane Garofalo) uses a disposable simian slave that keeps your bathroom clean.^[43]
• Berkeley Collection (Up Against The Wallpaper) — Jerry Rubin sells wallpaper with popular protest slogans from the 1960s and 1970s, from angry, anti-establishment protests to protests calling for peace and love.^[44]
• The Best of T.T. and Mario — a CD collection featuring the raunchy song stylings of a 1970s-era Peaches-and-Herb-type singing duo (Maya Rudolph and Kenan Thompson).^[45]
• Beta Force — Testosterone supplements meant to give men vitality can at times work too well, turning them into overtly aggressive alpha males (especially in bed). Luckily, this supplement is a counter-agent that turns men into their paunchy, mild-mannered middle-aged selves once again.^[46]
• Bierhoff House of German Coats — Two German entrepreneurs (Fred Armisen and episode host Ben Affleck) sell bright orange winter coats to German tourists vacationing in New York City.^[47]
• Big Brawn Feminine Napkins — parodying Brawny paper towels (with a jingle that parodies the song 'Big Bad John'), this ad shows giant lmberjack Will Ferrell turning pulp from wood into a super-absorbent (albeit rough-looking) menstruation pad. The ad is capped by Big Brawn literally tearing the roof from normal-sized Molly Shannon's house to deliver her the product.^[48]
• Big Red — A toy Viking figure, complete with stereotypical horned Viking helmet, that spins around and sprays red liquid from its horns. The liquid is revealed to be hazardous, as evidenced by the thick utility gloves included to clean up the resulting mess. Made by Bleego, a parody of Mego. An absurdist parody of water sprinkler-type toys.^[49]
• Bio-Flex – parody of exercise equipment commercials where Will Ferrell is attacked by a half-man/half-monkey creature, which is considered a workout.^[50]
• Bird Bible — 'Your family will never be bored by scriptures again' thanks to this kid-oriented pictorial version of the Bible that substitutes human figures with images of birds (e.g. Jesus's birth is depicted as a haloed bird hatching from its egg).^[51]
• The Bitchslap Method – an infomercial promotes a self-help video course that teaches troubled married couples to bitch-slap their spouses into submission.^[52]
• Blaine Hotel — a bumper during Weekend Update in which Don Pardo announces that guests of Saturday Night Live stay at the Blaine Hotel, but is usually preceded by a Weekend Update report about yet another grisly murder at the Blaine.^[53]
• Blue River Dog Food — Cindy and Pat (Cecily Strong and episode host Seth Rogen) offer a testimonial for this dog food, but it takes an abrupt turn when Cindy lashes out at the lack of integrity of their previous brand (i.e. it had a chicken on its packaging but only offered 'trace amounts of chicken').^[54]
• Bok Bok's — A 2019 ad for a chicken restaurant that insists that it's 'human-bird hybrid' mascot, Bok Bok (Kate McKinnon), is not 'Momo' in a chicken suit and is 'not tempting children with chicken to steal their souls' (allusions to the social media hoax).^[55]
• Booty Bidness — Rapper Ludacris (as himself) pitches a new line of women's businesswear with racy phrases on them, such as 'Porn Star', 'Bi-Curious', 'Tasty' (written on the rear end of a skirt), and 'Nympho'.^[56]
• Bosley – a new procedure for hair transplants, but borrowing pubic hair.^[57]
• Brew Dude – a hat that dispenses beer for the college student who would rather party than study.^[58]
• Broadview Security – a parody of the actual Broadview Security commercials that infer that women living alone in large houses are the most likely to be victimized by any man she meets (including male family members, androgynous singer k.d. lang, and two kids using a trenchcoat to pose as an adult).^[59]
• Broderick & Ganz — An ad for a team of personal injury lawyers, with happy clients praising the work of the skilled Broderick (Kate McKinnon) and one disgruntled client (episode host Aziz Ansari) disappointed over his representation by the incompetent Ganz (Bobby Moynihan).^[60]
• Brogaine — A version of Rogaine designed for male college students suffering from premature hair loss caused by the stress of college life caused by such factors as 'nerds', 'midterms', concern over your frat dog being an alcoholic, and chanting 'the n-word' in a viral video ('because no one wants to be the bald guy in the frat').^[61]
• Broken — CBS, seeking the award-winning glory that comedy-dramasTransparent and Orange is the New Black have earned, premieres this show centered around a family of professors (portrayed by Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong, and episode host Tom Hanks) who are all diagnosed with depression on the same day. The show is clearly dour and dramatic, but since it's 30 minutes in length, CBS considers it a comedy and promotes it in the same jovial way it promotes its lighter-in-tone sitcoms.^[62]
• The Bubble — This November 2016 ad promotes a proposed domed community (formerly the New York City borough of Brooklyn) with a diverse, progressive atmosphere (hybrid cars, coffee shops, used book stores, money bearing Bernie Sanders' portrait, etc.). The community is marketed toward millennials and liberals who are scared to live in America now that Donald Trumpwon the presidency, but would prefer not to leave the country.^[63]
• Buddweiser Light — a parody of the Bud Light 'Bring Out Your Best' ad campaign, featuring hockey player Joe Piscopo mentally readying himself against faceoff opponent Robin Williams. Piscopo says of Williams in the voiceover, 'I can't believe my wife ran away with him,' which inspires Piscopo to instigate a fight as soon as the puck is dropped. The ad ends with Williams and Piscopo sitting on the ice bloodied, gap-toothed, and enjoying a couple of beers.^[64]
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer — a promo for The WB series announces that with Seinfeld leaving the air, Buffy Summers (episode host Sarah Michelle Gellar) would be moving to New York to become the 'Elaine' to an un-dead Jerry, George, and Kramer, thus transforming Buffy into 'A show about nothing... and vampires!'^[65]
• Bug-Off – Will Ferrell appears in this parody sketch of Roach Motels. Rather than simply killing a cockroach, this bug trap painfully tortures them and 'gives them a lot to think about'. The trap supposedly creates a signal that encourages the cockroach to enter, then adhesive glue holds the bug fast (much like a rat trap). Then, three tweezers stretch the legs in opposite directions til they snap off. Then a white-hot metal coil comes down and burns off the bug's reproductive glands of as well as making a sizable hole. Then the bug is beat senseless by its own dismembered legs. Finally, two pieces of cotton stuffed into the cockroach's orifices as food is dangled in front of it. Two kids are seen peering gleefully through a patented 'viewing window'.^[66]
• Buh-Weet Sings – All grown up, Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy) from the Our Gang/Little Rascals films has recorded a compilation of songs sung in his own and very personal style, such as 'Fee Tines a Mady', 'Una Panoonah Banka', 'Wookin' Pa Nub' and, in a dedication to his friend Alfalfa, 'Barbah ob Dabill'.^[67]
• Burger Master – a fast food restaurant where people can get their burgers done any way they want—no matter how weird or disgusting the request may be.^[68]

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• C.E.O Dreamboats – a magazine with famous businessmen as objects of desire for teenyboppers.^[69]
• Calvin Klein Cream Pies – in a parody of Andie MacDowell-starred Calvin Klein Jeans commercials, Julia Louis-Dreyfus portrays MacDowell as an annoying model who gets hit in the face with a custard pie after one of her shallow, rambling stories.^[70]
• Calvin Klein Jeans – A plus-sized Elizabeth Taylor (Joan Rivers) models CK Jeans, rambles on about her movie career, and snacks on some nearby food in this parody.^[71]
• Calvin Klein Underwear – CK spokesperson Justin Bieber (Kate McKinnon) appears in a trio of 2015 ads; though Justin says, 'I'm a big boy now', he behaves immaturely, poses and preens for the camera, and leaves Lara Stone (Cecily Strong) unimpressed.^[72]
• Canis Cologne for Dogs – parody of a Calvin Klein fragrance ad.^[73]
• Caribbean Essence Bath Oil – foaming, scented bath enhancer that causes a West Indian man (Tracy Morgan) to pop up during the bath and carry his bathers across a beach.^[74]
• Carl Weathers for Governor – Following in the footsteps of his Predator co-stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Carl Weathers promotes himself to be the next governor in any state that will take him.^[75]
• Carter 'N Sons BBQ – A commercial for a barbecue pork restaurant produced in 2002 but aired seven years later, with disclaimers stating that the restaurant's 'Swine Fever' marketing tagline is in no way connected to the then-recent swine flu (H1N1 virus) pandemic.^[76]
• Cartier Fidget Spinner — A 14-carat-gold, diamond-encrusted fidget spinner for the woman who is glamorous yet easily distracted.^[77]
• Chalmers Reserve Event Wine — Trett and Leezan Chalmers (Kenan Thompson and Cecily Strong), former stars of the reality TV show The Nastiest Summer Renters of Sag Harbor, introduce their fine wine that's 72% grain alcohol and costs only $1 a bottle. Why the low price? An Italian couple (Kyle Mooney and episode host Emma Stone) who makes the wine reveals its ingredient list: Twigs, yellow corn, and moldy grapes that didn't make the cut for better wines ('We think it's for the dogs').^[78]
• The Chameleon XLE – a luxury car on the inside, a dilapidated wreck on the outside — but all the better to deter the high risk of theft that accompanies luxury cars. The car features a simulated transmission fluid leak, mismatched hubcaps (and one exposed wheel painted school bus yellow), coat hanger antenna... and a supple leather-and-wood interior.^[79]
• Chantix — Two parodies for the prescription medication used to treat nicotine addiction and its advertising that uses 'real people [with] real stories':
  • The first, from 2012, lists mental side effects that are worse than nicotine addiction itself, which user Kristen Wiig slowly discovers she has, much to husband Bill Hader's consternation (e.g. 'If you notice changes in behavior such as a powerful, overwhelming desire to kill the person you love most, call your doctor right away.').^[80]
  • The second ad, from 2018, emphasizes that Chantix user Kelly (Cecily Strong) is not an actress... although she's quick to correct that she once was, and spends the rest of the ad less praising Chantix and more resurrecting her long-dormant acting skills.^[81]
• cheapkids.net – a website dedicated to the sale of shoddy items for babies and toddlers for irresponsible parents.^[82]
• Cheques — While sending money can be as routine as clicking a smart phone app, a check provides a noir-flavored benefit when paying your daughter's boyfriend (so she'll never see him again), your maid (so she forgets about what she saw in the gazebo), or your poison supplier ('Just one sip, and I become head of the board').^[83]
• Chess for Girls! – a parody of the marketing of children's toys based on gender, this chess set (unrelated to the chess game in general) features pieces with Barbie doll-style bodies and chess piece heads, an accompanying dollhouse, beachwear, minivan, bubble blower, and so on. The tag line: 'A classic game of strategy and wits... and bubbles!'^[84]
• Chewable Pampers – A line of Pampers diapers which contain flavor crystals that, once the diaper is soiled, turns into an edible treat.^[85]
• Chia Head – a parody of both the Chia Pet and Minoxidil; men with bald or receding hairlines use this product to give them nice green hair just like a Chia Pet. ('Not to be used in salads!')^[86]
• Chicago Improv — A promo for the latest series in producer Dick Wolf's Chicago-based TV franchise, with the city's improv comedy scene and those in it depicted in the same gritty, unflinching way as its firefighting and law enforcement worlds.^[87]
• Chonk - This clothing store offers fashions that let women be 'gorgeous at any size'; much to the models' clear dismay, however, the store bears an unflattering name. Also featured is 'Lil' Chonk' for tween girls (the young model's concerned mother ushers her out of camera range), and the menswear store 'Normal Clothes', where men can make a quick trip to find clothes in their size.^[88]
• Chris Rock's White Person's Guide to Surviving The Apollo – Chris Rock, a veteran of Harlem's famed Apollo Theater, promotes his video that gives tips to aspiring white comedians and singers on how to win over the Apollo's vociferously critical audiences. Siobhan Fallon and episode host Rob Morrow appear in before-and-after footage.^[89]
• Cialis Turnt - Taran Killam demonstrates the effects of 'the only pill that combats your erectile dysfunction while giving you that unbeatable hip-hop sensation of 'getting turnt'. Users are shown dancing wildly to music exclaiming 'Everybody get turnt!' that resembles Lil Jon's song Turn Down for What (in the Hulu streaming version only. The original TV version actually had Lil Jon's 'Turn Down for What').^[90]
• Citizens for a Better America – Dr. Swen Gazzara (Gilbert Gottfried) proves the value of hard work in America by asking Ronald Reagan to personally give him a 'humble job' (which he shortens to 'hum job').^[91]
• Clear-Rite – Karen (Kristen Wiig) speaks the praises of an 'invisible' teeth retainer. The twist is that the product isn't real (it's superglue), Karen isn't her real name (it's Beth), and the ad isn't an ad (Beth's just practicing her pitch work before the bathroom mirror).^[92]
• Clearasil – Appearing in SNL's recurring Sprockets skit, which parodied German pop culture, a young woman uses Clearasil (or, in a strong German accent, 'Clärasil') to get rid of her pimples and impress her new boyfriend. The English word 'pimples', however, is confused in the sketch with 'pimplen', a strong German slang word with the same meaning as the English 'fuck' (in the sexual sense). As a result, the commercial tagline ('mach das pimplen kaput') implies that Clearasil will destroy one's sex life.^[93]
• Closet Organizer – A man in a blue Spandex suit (Will Forte) is hired to organize anything in a closet that someone throws in.^[94]
• Clovin Hind Jeans – a parody of Calvin Klein Jeans commercials by Richard Avedon which featured numerous supermodels of the day.^[95]
• Cluckin' Chicken – a fast-food restaurant's animated mascot (voiced by Adam Sandler), when asked why he tastes so good, gleefully describes the process by which he is killed, decapitated and eviscerated, then flame-broiled (then, displaying a schematic chart, describes how he is consumed, digested, and eventually eliminated through defecation).^[96]
• CNN Pregnancy Test – just like its namesake network, this home pregnancy test delivers 'relentless breaking news' alerts to a couple waiting (impatiently) to see if they're expecting a baby.^[97]
• Coldcock Malt Liquor – Tim Meadows appears in this parody of Billy Dee Williams' pitchwork for Colt 45; with each sip from a tall can of this beverage, an animated fist arises from the can's label to whack the drinker upside the jaw. Ellen Cleghorne ('I ain't afraid of no can of beer!') and Chris Rock also appear.^[98]
• Colon Blow – In a parody of high-fiber cereal ads (notably Total and its 'how many bowls' campaign), an off-screen voice tells cereal eater Phil Hartman he will need 30,000 bowls of his usual cereal to equal the fiber content in a single bowl of Colon Blow (2.5 million to equal Super Colon Blow, which is also promoted here). When the large numbers are quoted, a pyramid of the same number of bowls elevates Hartman into the ionosphere.^[99]
• Colonel Belmont's Old Fashioned Horse Glue – Will Ferrell stars as Langford T. Belmont, a man whose family has been in the horse glue business for generations. It is a parody of commercials that try to appeal to old-fashioned values and tradition.^[100]
• Complicit - a perfume specifically tailored for First Daughter Ivanka Trump (episode host Scarlett Johansson), who the voiceover positions as a glamorous yet duplicitous part of her controversial father's (Alec Baldwin) presidency. The tagline: 'The fragrance for the woman who could stop all of this, but won't.'^[101]
• Compulsion – a 'Calvin Kleen' disinfectant, a parody of Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume and featuring an obsessive compulsive spokesmodel (played by Jan Hooks).^[102]
• Cookie Dough Sport – parody of Gatorade sports drink for athletes who are having a hard time and eat cookie dough out of stress and depression.^[103]
• Corn Chip Nail Tips – Maya Rudolph and Tracy Morgan appear in this parody of 'hip' potato chip commercials, promoting corn chips that double as false fingernails.^[104]
• Count Chocula Silver – Count Chocula (Jimmy Fallon) promotes a newer version of his cereal that includes ingredients that help promote regularity and good heart health along with 'kooky marshmallow bats! Bwa-ah-ah-ah-ah!'^[105]
• Cracklin' Oat Flakes (Now with Ecstasy) – Will Ferrell wakes up to find that he has run out of his normal cereal, Cracklin' Oat Flakes. His wife then offers Cracklin' Oat Flakes, Now with Ecstasy. After one bowl, Ferrell creeps out his coworkers, makes out with Chris Parnell, then runs half-naked through the streets until he's seen in bed with a pacifier in his mouth and playing with a glowstick.^[106]
• Creeley's Soup – Off-screen announcer Bill Murray tries to talk a child (Gilda Radner) into exchanging the soup she's eating for various items. When she becomes annoyed ('No! Leave me alone! I'm eating!'), the announcer successfully talks her into not only stuffing corn from the soup into her nose but pouring the rest onto her nose ('Because the Soupman says so'). The product's tagline: 'Creeley's Soup – The Child Handler'.^[107]
• The Crests and Troughs of Vernon Hawley, Jr. – This 'special TV offer' promotes a 3-record compilation from 'one of country's most enduring, yet erratic, superstars' (episode host John Larroquette), whose song repertoire deals with his battles with the bottle ('I hope you remember these ol' tunes.. 'cause I don't').^[108]
• Cricket Wireless — On the week when FEMA and the FCC tested their wireless alert system (one the White House would use only in a national emergency),^[109] this ad makes it appear that Donald Trump will use these 'Presidential Alerts' to express the same type of opinions he shares on Twitter. Luckily for those who use Cricket, they won't receive such endless alerts at all ('Now are you happy we have awful service?').^[110]
• Cruz for Texas — Footage from a campaign rally makes up this ad for Texas SenatorTed Cruz's (Beck Bennett) 2018 re-election effort. Cruz is assisted by a 'hype team' (Kenan Thompson and episode host Awkwafina), but while the pair is able to liven up the crowd, things fall apart (literally and figuratively) for Cruz after he takes the stage.^[111]
• Crystal Gravy – A parody of the clear consumer products fad of the mid-1990s, specifically Crystal Pepsi. Julia Sweeney enjoys a drumstick dipped in clear gravy straight from the jar, while Kevin Nealon gleefully splashes his face in the clear, gooey liquid.^[112]
• CVS Pharmacy — For the guys who forgot to get their girlfriends something for Valentine's Day, CVS is the perfect place to find it at the last minute, be it teddy bears in bee costumes ('Bee Mine'), valentine-themed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles chocolates, or a Christmas stocking priced at an 80% markdown.^[113]

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• Dad Christmas - Aidy Bryant plays a travel agent who shows two children from a divorced family (played by Pete Davidson and episode host Claire Foy) all the amenities that come with traveling to Florida to celebrate 'Dad Christmas': the lighting of an indoor cigarette, their father (played by Mikey Day) introducing them to an older woman named Dierdre (played by Kate McKinnon), their father getting into Jimmy Buffett music, the lack of any kind of rules and structure, and, when they're older, the opportunity to do drugs with him. ('Dad Christmas: The Sad Part About This Is That He Really Tried Hard').
• Dallas: The Home Game – Charles Rocket pitches a home board game for dysfunctional families who can now act out their issues the same way the Ewings do on the prime time soap opera Dallas.^[114]
• Damn It, My Mom is on Facebook – a computer application that bowdlerizes teenagers' photographed wild antics and rebellious opinions from their mothers who have added them as friends on Facebook.^[115]
• Darnette Disposable Toilet – the toilet that you throw away after only one use. It takes just as many steps to install and remove as a regular toilet and costs $169.95.^[116]
• Daveheart – A movie trailer for a Braveheart sequel focusing on William Wallace's cowardly brother, Dave Wallace (Gerard Butler).^[117]
• The Day Beyoncé Turned Black - a movie trailer interpreting the reaction to the release of Beyoncé's 'Formation', a song noted for its embracing of black heritage, as an apocalyptic-style film, one where White Americans are hysterical over the realization that Beyoncé is black.^[118]
• Dell Stator's 99-cent Toad Ranch – 'Home of the World Famous Dell Stator Toad Pit and the Dell Stator Patented Broiling Method, where we can guarantee you the best 99-cent toad steak you'll ever eat!'^[119]
• Democratic Party 2018 Campaign — Progressive-leaning voters express confidence in this ad that Democratic candidates will win in the midterm elections and put the administration of Donald Trump in check...despite being visibly worried (e.g. sweaty armpits, wavering enthusiasm in their voices, drinking heavily, sudden violent behavior around friends and family, and screaming so loud that glass shatters) over the possibility of a 'blue wave' not materializing. The closing tag line: 'Vote! Please?'^[120]
• Depend Legends — Incontinent yet ashamed to wear adult diapers? You don't have to be when Depend offers a line of diapers with images of classic stars of the past (e.g. Clark Gable, Jack Paar, Mickey Mantle). The tagline: 'Make History. In your pants.'^[121]
• Derek Jeter's Taco Hole – Derek Jeter pitches a taco restaurant in Nutley, New Jersey, with a jingle sung to the Beach Boys song 'Kokomo'.^[122]
• Dillon/Edwards Investments – This 1999 ad promotes a financial firm that took a slow, cautious approach to providing services on the internet; when they were ready to do so, they took the only domain name available: 'www.clownpenis.fart'.^[123]
• Disco Meltdown – A Season 6 ad promotes a hip, new dance club in the reactor core of a nuclear power plant.^[124]
• Discover Card — Card user Ego Nwodim is alerted to peculiar charges on her bill (e.g. giant scissors, red jump suits, hundreds of rabbits). When she calls Discover's service line, she is greeted by her raspy-voiced doppelgänger. A spoof of the credit card's 'We treat you like you'd treat you' campaign by way of the horror film Us.^[125]
• Disney Channel Acting School — Miley Cyrus (as herself) and Raven-Symoné (Kenan Thompson) promote a school where students train to act 'the Disney way,' learning techniques such as 'Disrespecting Authority,' 'Pause Then Dis,' and 'Reacting To Stinky Feet.'^[126]
• Dissing Your Dog – Will Ferrell sells a dog training video for passive aggressive dog owners.^[127]
• Divided We Stand — This ad promotes an Off-Broadway musical that dives head first into the contentious American political climate, though its book, songs, and cast leave a bad impression on not only critics ('Time Out New York calls it 'Dangerously oversimplified') but audiences ('I guess the worst part of the play was their confidence in it').^[128]
• Donald Trump's House of Wings – his own chicken wing restaurant, featuring Donald Trump as himself, Horatio Sanz as David Crosby, and four other castmembers (Seth Meyers, Kenan Thompson, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph) as singing employees in chicken costumes. The jingle is set to 'Jump (For My Love)'.^[129]
• Don't Buy Stuff You Can't Afford – Pitchman Chris Parnell promotes a book about money management to a clueless couple (Amy Poehler and episode host Steve Martin).^[130]
• Dopenhagen and Happy Daze – David Carradine plays a cowboy who likes to get high on marijuana he can chew instead of smoke. Parody of Copenhagen chewing tobacco.^[131]
• Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice – parody of erectile dysfunction treatments (particularly Levitra), complete with the warning 'If you experience an erection lasting longer than twenty-four hours, call up your friends and brag about it.' Levitra's slogan 'strong and lasting' is replaced by 'thick and sturdy'.^[132]
• Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility – A shady clinic that offers semi-professional surgery and mediocre barbecue cuisine.^[133]
• Dropping the L.B.'s With Missy E – Missy Elliott (Tracy Morgan) pitches a workout video featuring her impossible-to-imitate dance moves.^[134]
• Duncan Hines Brownie Husband – a brownie treat shaped like a life-sized man, designed specifically for the single woman.^[135]
• Dunkin Donuts — An ad featuring 'Actual Customers,' all of whom are professional and telegenic for the camera... except for Donny (episode host Casey Affleck), who sports a thick Boston accent and a rude, uncouth disposition toward Dunkin's staff and customers.^[136]
• DynaCorp – an announcer (voice of Chris Parnell) confuses Jessica Simpson with food products similar to Chicken of the Sea-brand tuna. The ad parodies Simpson's remark on the MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, where she asked Nick Lachey if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken.^[137]
• Dyson Toilet – Parody of Dyson vacuum cleaner ads.^[138]

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• Ed McMahon's School of Laughing — a school that trains people who want to make money by performing on laugh tracks.^[139]
• Einstein Express — an express courier service that handles late-arriving packages by literally sending them back in time to the desired arrival date. The slogan: 'When it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday'.^[140]
• Elián! The Cuban Boy — promo for a Disney-produced Broadway musical about Elián González (the real-life young boy turned over to his father in Cuba after resistance from relatives in Florida), with Christopher Walken as Fidel Castro.^[141]
• Empire – a promo parody of the FOX television series, now including a white man named Chip (played by Chris Hemsworth) who would rather run the record company as a real company instead of getting involved in the drama.
• The Englehart Five — The Germanquintet's new album has Helga Englehart (episode host Eva Longoria) and her brothers Rolf, Fritz, and Juergen (played respectively by Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, and Seth Meyers) singing songs about their brother Klaus' (Will Forte) death in a hunting accident caused by Rolf.^[142]
• Epoxy-Dent — A 1978 ad for 'the strongest denture cream permitted by law'. To prove its strength, a user bites down on a wood bar, which is lifted by a helicopter ('The Epoxy-Dent Chopper Test!').^[143]
• EPT Home Pregnancy Test — A parody of EPT's campaign that features real-life couples using the product to see if they're having a baby. Here, a man and woman (Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler) await the results of the test — and nervously so, as they're really two college students who had a one-night stand two weeks earlier.^[144]
• Estro-maxx – Going through a male-to-female sex change is easier with Estro-maxx, a once-a-day pill that gives you all the hormones you need. Caused minor controversy for its depictions of male-to-female transsexuals.^[145]
• EternaRest Coffin Mattresses — Casket padding that outlasts the corpse.^[146]
• Eych! — 'It's the only hairball remover that cats ask for by name.' A spoof of Meow Mix, but instead the cats cough in an exceedingly funny manner.^[147]
• Excedrin RT — Queen Latifah plays a businesswoman who takes an aspirin to combat 'racial tension' headaches (the 'RT' in the product name) brought on by interns asking questions about the stereotypical behavior of black people.^[148]
• Exclusive Connections — Paris Hilton promotes a sex chat line catering to nerds who are interested in science fiction and fantasy movies.^[149]
• EZ Date — Parody of eHarmony and other matchmaking websites. All of the matches are alluded to be between prostitute and client.^[150]

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• FX-70 Cheese Slicer – Candice Bergen pitches a Polaroid camera that dispenses cheese slices.^[151]
• The Fault in Our Stars 2: The Ebola in Our Everything — A trailer for a sequel to the 2014 film about two teens with cancer who fall in love, only here Olive (episode host Sarah Silverman) has the Ebola virus, which severely tampers paramour Theodore's (Taran Killam) attraction to her.^[152]
• Fashion Coward — A clothing store for women with a fragile self-image, offering items (e.g. brown sweaters, gray sweatshirts) that suggest 'the general idea of a person' (e.g. 'ideal juror,' 'goes on cruises with parents').^[153]
• Fear Factor, Jr. – A season 29 promo for the latest installment of the NBC reality show Fear Factor with Joe Rogan (Fred Armisen) coercing children to perform dangerous and disgusting stunts just as he does with adults on the regular Fear Factor. For example, one kid will have to watch his parents (including an early cameo by Season 30 cast member Rob Riggle) divorce if he can't eat a plate of maggot-ridden eggs Benedict.^[154]
• Federline – Kevin Federline (Ashton Kutcher) pitches his new line of underwear to extricate himself from the shadow of his wife Britney Spears; shot in black-and-white, similar in style to early Calvin Klein commercials.^[155]
• Felina Cat Food – In a parody of onsite supermarket taste-test commercials, a TV pitchman dupes a housewife into eating tuna casserole made from cat food.^[156]
• First CityWide Change Bank – Two ads promote a financial institution whose only service is providing change (e.g. 'you come to us with 16 quarters, 8 dimes, and 4 nickels, we can give you a 5 dollar bill'). How does First CityWide make money doing this? As one service rep says it, 'The answer is simple: Volume'.^[157][158]
• Flex – deodorant laced with steroids that provoke its users to behave like animals.^[159]
• Fresh Squeezed Baseball — Episode host Bob Uecker starts his day off right with juice freshly pureed (seams and all) from baseballs.^[160]
• Frozen Mexican Dinner – Musician Paul Brittain is not feeling well during his band's recording session, claiming constipation. Luckily, bandmate Fred Armisen offers this frozen food product with medicine designed to counter constipation ('you eat it, and ay ay ay!'). Also available in Indian and fish varieties.^[161]
• The Fruiting – a movie trailer spoof for a horror flick where citrus fruits attack a family living in a haunted mansion.^[162]

G[edit]

• The Game of Life: DACA Edition — from April 2018, this topical variation on the classic board game forces players who pull a 'dreamer' card to take an alternative path where they must 'work three jobs,' dodge ICE agents, and face bureaucratic hoops. The simulation of (and references to) real life clearly drains one player's (Melissa Villaseñor) joy in the game.^[163]
• Gandhi and the Bandit – A movie trailer spoofing Smokey and the Bandit, with law enforcement chasing a speeding 18-wheeler driven by Mahatma Gandhi (Tim Kazurinsky).^[164]
• Gangsta Bitch Barbie – new Barbie doll perpetuates stereotypes of black people living in the ghetto (the doll comes with Jolly Ranchers, a pack of Newports, and a restraining order against her boyfriend, Tupac Ken). Parodies use of hip hop culture in advertisement.^[165]
• Galactic Prophylactic – Excited pitchman Eddie Murphy promotes Ron Popeil-produced male prophylactics constructed with a steel core for extra durability. Also promoted is the Dura-Fram Diaphragm for women.^[166]
• Gary Busey Motorcycle Helmet – following Gary Busey's near-fatal helmetless motorcycle crash, this clip features Phil Hartman as Busey endorsing a new line of protective headgear. On top of the helmet is an enormous foam rubber 'helmet protector', and also mentioned a 'helmet protector protector', which was too large to be shown.^[167]
• Gary Hart for President Committee — this sensually-shot ad finds a scorned woman (Jan Hooks) fighting in vain to put Gary Hart behind her, but Hart is there to remind her (and voters) that 'you can't get him out of your mind,' no matter what he may have done (an allusion to the allegations of extramarital affairs that plagued the charismatic Hart's campaign for U.S. President in the late 1980s).^[168]
• Gas Right – Inventor Bruce Johnson (Fred Armisen) modifies his Breathe-Right nasal strips to a larger size that expands the buttocks and prevents nighttime flatulence noises.^[169]
• Gaystrogen – a parody of the Estrovenhormone drug; for men over 45 suffering from 'queer loss'.^[170]
• GE Big Boy Appliances — Unlike in the 1950s, women are now commonly the breadwinners of the household while men are more likely to stay home and do housework. But stay-at-home husbands can keep the house clean with such appliances as a dishwasher with a 70-pound steel door, a washing machine 6 feet in height, and a 240-horsepower riding lawnmower-like vacuum cleaner with a stain remover that looks and acts like a jackhammer.^[171]
• Gidget Goes to Shock Therapy — This ad features three grown women acting like little girls, the result of 'Gidget's Disease,' a condition psychiatristJane Curtin says makes them 'terminally cute... too cute for their own good.' The only cure is a form of 'pointless root canal' in 'The Dental Theater of Cruelty.'^[172]
• Girls Gone Wild: Katrina — Doug Stanhope (Jason Sudeikis) travels to a flooded post-Hurricane KatrinaNew Orleans and offers women fresh water and clothing in exchange for their flashing their breasts and 'going wild' for the camera.^[173]
• Googie Rene's — In two ads, Googie (Kenan Thompson) promotes his seasonal discount clothing shops where you can save big on clothes with obvious imperfections including:
  • Googie Rene's Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount Basement, whose costumes are so stained and torn you need props to hide the imperfections (and both costumes and props have suspicious odors).^[174]
  • Googie Rene's Slightly Damaged Prom Wear Barn, featuring dresses with grass stains on the backside and tuxedos with meatball stains on the front (the previous wearer fell asleep in a plate of spaghetti).^[175]
• The Goombahs — Cashing in on the success of HBO's The Sopranos, Showtime creates its own show about a stereotypical Italian-American family. The promo's tagline: 'Television at its finest. And its most Italian.'^[176]
• GoProbe — A trio of extreme athletes (Taran Killam, Kyle Mooney, and Beck Bennett) promote this special version of the GoPro camera designed for use by doctors in colonoscopy exams.^[177]
• GP Yass — Liven up your long trip by adding this mode to your GPS navigation device that uses a drag performer's voice (and attitude) to deliver directions.^[178]
• Grable and Lombard — A movie trailer spoof about the lesbian wedding of Betty Grable and Carole Lombard.^[179]
• Grady Wilson DVDs — Grady Wilson (Kenan Thompson) promotes two DVDs that teach married couples his best sexual moves, all bizarre yet humorously demonstrated by Grady and his assistants in what appears to be his garage. The DVDs include:
  • Grady Wilson's Burning Up the Sheets, in which Grady and Amber (episode host Megan Fox) perform moves such as 'The Striking 12' and 'The Skydiver.'^[180]
  • Grady Wilson's Fifty & Freaky, with Grady and 'Marta from Amsterdam' (episode host Sigourney Weaver) demonstrating 'The Sun Is In My Eyes,' 'The Old TV' ('Any picture yet?'), and other techniques for couples over 50.^[181]
• Graffiti: Say No – New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani cracks down on graffiti artists defacing the city by adding insults next to their handiwork.
• Grayson Moorhead Securities – A lampoon of brokerage companies projecting a tradition of competence and trustworthiness, where the founding principles include making a list of clients, investing in white-owned businesses, and keeping the list in a safe place.^[182]
• Green & Fazio — Attorney Barry Green (Phil Hartman) and his firm specializes in personal injury cases including phantom whiplash, near-collision stress, trauma suffered by accident bystanders, and pain suffered while committing burglary, not to mention harassing defendants to settle.^[183][184]
• Grimaldi's Classic Creations — Nativity scene figurines including a Baby Jesus that, thanks to a sound microchip, screams 24 hours a day from Christmas Day to Three Kings Day (January 6), much to the consternation of mom Nancy Walls, dad David Koechner, and the family.^[185]
• Gun City – a Crazy Eddie-type pitchman (Joe Piscopo) offers firearms as Christmas presents.^[186]
• Guns — A public service announcement showing how much firearms are a part of American life, whether you're proposing to your finacee, jogging alone in the woods, welcoming a baby into the world, or bonding with an older relative. The tagline: 'Guns. We're here to stay.'^[187]
• Guy Fieri's Full Throttle Christmas Special — Food Network host Fieri (Bobby Moynihan) presents a holiday special with his unique dishes and featuring appearances from 'the human equivalent of the food he makes,' like Kid Rock (Brooks Wheelan), Criss Angel (Kyle Mooney), Bret Michaels (Taran Killam), Kimbo Slice (Kenan Thompson), Mimi from The Drew Carey Show (Aidy Bryant), Verne Troyer (John Milhiser), Big Ang (Kate McKinnon), Dog the Bounty Hunter (John Goodman) and the cast of Pawn Stars (all played by Moynihan). ^[188]

H[edit]

• Hallmark Mother Collection — Mother's Day cards that 'crazy weirdo' sons who enjoy dressing up and acting like their mothers can give themselves ('because you're not just a good son, you're also a wonderful mother').^[189]
• Hamburger Helper Antibacterial - Chris Parnell pitches this food product that includes the 'powerful antibacterial agent' Tristanex to a grocery-shopping couple (Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer) unsure if the days-old hamburger meat in their refrigerator is safe to eat. Parnell's cooking demonstration reveals, despite the product's acrid smell, that the meat's 'germ volume is almost cut in half' (by 37.99% to be precise). Also promoted is Chicken Helper with Chlorine Bleach.^[190]
• Handi-Off – a topical treatment used for removal of excess fingers. ('Also try new 'Toe-Riffic!')^[191]
• Hands-Free Selfie Stick — A traditional selfie stick needs to be held with one hand. Not this version, whose long, bendable arm reaches out over the user and is inserted (inconveniently) up their buttocks. Episode host Amy Schumer ('It takes pictures?') makes an endorsement cameo.^[192]
• Happy Fun Ball – a seemingly simple children's toy with dozens of disclaimers for absurdly dangerous health hazards and life-threatening properties, notably among them 'Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball' and 'Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.'^[193]
• Harley's Bristol Cream – a parody of Harvey's Bristol Cream, in which Gilda Radner uses the phone to find dates and then calls out to people on the street via opening the window.^[194]
• Have a Nice Day – a trailer for a horror movie where smiley faces haunt potential murder victims.^[195]
• HBO — With the mega-popular Game of Thrones about to enter its final season, the network promotes 'prequels, sequels, and spinoffs,' among them the Daria-inspired animated show Arya; Samwell Tarly and Gilly in the sitcom The King of Queens Landing; and the crossover Game of Thrones: Special Victims Unit, with Benson and Tutola (Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T, in costumed cameos) investigating a gruesome murder in Westeros.^[196]
• Headz Up – An iPhone text-based app that clues people to their surroundings and keeps them out of danger while their eyes are glued to their tech devices.
• Hedley and Wyche — An ad for 'the British toothpaste,' one infused with 'two teaspoons of pure cane sugar... for a smile that says, 'Yum, that was good.' A spoof of the stereotype that the Brits, by and large, maintain poor dental hygiene.^[197]
• Hey, You – Gilda Radner appears in this ad for a perfume for women in search of a one-night stand.^[198]
• Helmsley Spook House – Leona Helmsley (played by Nora Dunn) creates a haunted house with the same style, class, and obedient workers as her hotels.^[199]
• Herbal Essences for Men — Attorney Amy Poehler has already 'got the urge,' but opposing counsel Will Ferrell and other men in the courtroom get it too in this parody of Clairol's shampoo line and its playfully sensual ad campaign.^[200]
• Herman & Sons Sperm Bank — George Herman (episode host Seth Rogen) and Eugene Sons (Kenan Thompson) announce a going out of business sale at 'the oldest sperm bank in greater Lansing;' they're turning the space into a TCBY franchise, so they need to get rid of their sperm stock to assure 'minimal sperm-to-yogurt crossover.'^[201]
• HiberNol – A parody of NyQuil promotes a cold medicine designed to knock a person out for the entire cold and flu season. Phil Hartman appears as the onscreen announcer. 'From the makers of Coma-Dose!'^[202]
• Hire The Incompetent – a temp agency that offers unskilled workers for hire; first appearance of Gilda Radner's recurring character Roseanne Roseannadanna.^[203]
• Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine – ad for a magazine featuring male and female celebrities cupping their breasts; spoofs the numerous copy-cat magazine covers that re-created Janet Jackson's famous 1993 Rolling Stone cover. Features Sarah Michelle Gellar and Will Ferrell.^[204]
• Home Security Decoy – mannequins posing as criminals already breaking into a house to trick real thieves into thinking it's already being robbed.^[205]
• Homocil – a special drug that helps reduce the stress of parents whose male children express homosexual tendencies. The tag line: 'Because it's your problem, not theirs.'^[206]
• Hoverboards — This December 2015 ad plays up on the popularity of self-balancing scooters and their propensity to catch fire (it's the gift that says 'I hate walking, but I love fires').^[207]
• How to Order Sushi Like a CEO – a pompous executive (episode host Matt Dillon) promotes his book (that he hired someone else to write) on how to order at sushi restaurants, all the while patronizing sushi restaurant waitress Maya Rudolph ('Anything else, Mr. Douche?').^[208]
• HuckaPM — How does White House Press SecretarySarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant), sleep at night after a long day of making outlandish statements in defense of the Trump administration? With this sleep aid that combines Melatonin, extra strength quaaludes, and the 'One and Dones' prescribed to Michael Jackson by his doctor. One tablet and Sanders is instantly asleep.^[209]
• Huggies Thong – useless diapers shaped like thongs; parodies the increasing phenomenon of the sexualization of young children, and parents who allow their children to dress in risqué, revealing clothing more suited for adults.^[210]

I[edit]

• Infiniti Toilets — Mike Myers in a toilet ad (same style as the Jonathan PryceInfiniti J30 commercials).^[211]
• Interbank — A husband and wife (Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon) extol the aforementioned bank that sends black ops to find your stolen travelers checks.^[212]
• I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs — Promo for a new TV show featuring Maya Angelou (played by Maya Rudolph) pulling pranks on her circle of celebrity friends; the pranks include putting a pie on Morgan Freeman's (Jay Pharoah) chair, taking the bottom out of Dr. Cornel West's (Kenan Thompson) suitcase, and interrupting Stephen King's (Bill Hader) book signing to tell him that his car has been towed.^[213]
• iPhone — Fred Armisen plays a man who uses his iPhone to keep his relationship with his pregnant wife separate from his affair with a French-Canadian woman whom he loves more.^[214] (In the NBC rebroadcasts, this was replaced with another iPhone ad, this time with Jason Sudeikis as a man who uses his iPhone to elude the police.^[215])
• ISIS — A controversial Season 40 parody of a ToyotaCamry ad that featured a proud father driving his daughter to the airport, where she departs for U.S. Army training. Here, however, the daughter (episode host Dakota Johnson) is being picked up not by an Army representative but by Islamic State militants, as her father (Taran Killam) looks on with apprehension.^[216] The ad was both blasted for mining comedy out of ISIS' atrocious actions and applauded for daring to ridicule the terrorist group.^[217]
• i-sleepPRO — This ambient sleep aid that has settings for 'white noise' and 'black noise'; the latter includes thumping bass music, dialogue from Tyler Perry sitcoms and the movie Friday, domestic arguments, and an old woman complaining about her foot pain. Jay Pharoah provides voice work for the device.^[218]
• I Was Not a Sucker for Saturday Night — Laraine Newman (as her recurring character Sherry) pitches a book about her risqué encounters with the male writers of Saturday Night Live.^[219]

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• J.J. Casuals – Jack Johnson (Andy Samberg) promotes shoes shaped like bare feet for those who are as casual as he is.^[220]
• Jamitol – parody of Geritol in which a husband (Chevy Chase) extols the virtues of the multivitamin that has kept his wife (Michael O'Donoghue) working to the point of exhaustion. 'My wife. I think I'll stuff her!'^[221][222]
• Jam Hawkers – carries the Smucker's slogan ('With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good!') to absurd extremes, promoting jams that taste so good that the manufacturers dare to give them horrible and disturbing names. Most members of the first-season cast appear as spokesmen, each trying to outdo the other on the 'best' jam in the following order:^[223]
  • Jane Curtin – Fluckers: 'It's got to be good!'
  • Chevy Chase – Nose Hair: 'You can imagine how good it must be... mm–mm!'
  • Dan Aykroyd – Death Camp: 'Just look for the barbed wire on the label!'
  • John Belushi – Dog Vomit & Monkey Pus: 'This stuff has got to be terrific!'
  • Chevy Chase – Painful Rectal Itch: 'The taste? (kisses fingers)'
  • Dan Aykroyd – Mangled Baby Ducks: 'Great jam! Beautiful jam!'
  • John Belushi – 10,000 Nuns and Orphans (Jane: 'What's so bad about that? John: They were all eaten by rats!') 'Oh so good!'
  • Garrett Morris then brings in a jar that's 'So disgusting you can't say it on television!'
• Jar Glove – In a parody of the black-and-white dramatizations of someone struggling to perform an everyday task without the use of the product being sold, a housewife (Kristen Wiig) accidentally kills her husband (Jason Sudeikis), resists arrest, is sentenced, goes to prison, plots and executes an escape, and hides out from prison guards—all because she struggled with opening the lid on a jar without benefit of the Jar Glove.^[224]
• Javis Homer Security System – a commercial that begins as a diaper ad featuring a man (Will Ferrell) reminiscing about the first time he changed his baby's diaper. The baby's mother (Ana Gasteyer) enters the room, yelling, 'Who the hell are you?!' and the man makes a frantic escape out the window while the mother cries and holds her baby in fear.^[225]
• Jenson Mint – phony dollars and coins for rich people who want homeless panhandlers to leave them alone once and for all.^[226]
• Jewess Jeans – Gilda Radner models these jeans in this parody of Jordache jeans (and, to a lesser extent, Levy's rye bread). The Levy's-like tag line advises that 'no one has to be Jewish' to wear Jewess ('but it wouldn't hurt', Radner adds).^[227]
• Jiffy Express – When you forgot your package had to be at its destination yesterday, Jiffy says 'We'll take the package... AND the blame' by back-dating packages and simulating shipping delays.^[228]
• Jiffy Pop Air Bag – Eat popcorn while you're waiting for the ambulance to arrive.^[229]
• Jogger Motel – A parody of the commercials for Black FlagRoach Motel roach traps. Its tagline read, 'Joggers jog in, but they don't jog out'.^[230]
• Joe Caucasian,^[231]Joe Dude,^[232]Joe Hetero,^[233] and Joe Not-a-Rapist^[234] — Promos for Fox reality shows based on Joe Millionaire, where a bachelor tricks female contestants into thinking he (or in the case of 'Joe Dude', she) is white, a male, a heterosexual, or not a convicted serial rapist.
• Jon Hamm's John Ham – the actor promotes ham you can eat while sitting on the toilet, complete with a dispenser similar to that of toilet paper.^[235]

K[edit]

• K-Put Price-Is-Rite Stamp Gun — a price-stamp gun that allows shoppers to freely alter the prices of various goods (particularly groceries) in their own favor.^[236]
• Kannon AE-1 — a camera 'so simple, so advanced, even Stevie Wonder [as himself] can use it!' A spoof of Canon AE-1SLR.^[237]
• Kate & Ali — a series of promos for a spoof of Kate & Allie—only instead of two divorced women, it's screen legend Katharine Hepburn (Martin Short) sharing a domicile with boxing great Muhammad Ali (Billy Crystal).^[238][239]
• KCF Shredders — Lampoons fast food industry's marketing to kids, in this case with lettuce. 'Now with How Stella Got Her Groove Back action figures!'^[240]
• Khool Toilet — Parroting the classic '1984' ad that introduced Apple'sMacintosh computer, complete with a sledgehammer-wielding protagonist (episode host Benedict Cumberbatch), this ad promotes the latest toilet fixture from the Kohler Co. that allows one to sit “the cool way” on a toilet—backwards, with your arms casually draped over the back, as opposed to the forward-facing style of old toilets Big Brother dictates the proletariat to use.^[241]
• Kim's Fairytale Divorce — 'Whoopsees, I got divorced!' So admits Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) in this promo for the latest E! special centered on the Karsashian family, this time making a glamorous event out of Kim's divorce from Chris Humphries (Andy Samberg).^[242]
• Kool-Aid - a public service announcement about how people have been influenced by the Kool-Aid Man's habit of bursting into places unwelcome with pitches of juice yelling, 'Oh yeah!' and how this needs to stop for the sake of future generations.
• Kotex Classic — a very large sanitary napkin which includes a belt, and is clearly visible under a woman's clothing, very much like the sanitary napkins worn by women and girls of the 1950s.^[243]

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• Lansford Brothers & Associates: Hangmen-At-Law – Businessman brothers (Will Forte and Bill Hader) offer professional Texas-style lynchings.^[244]
• Law & Order: Parking Violations Unit – A promo for the latest addition to the Law & Order franchise, this one centered on the police who investigate parking crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders challenging their tickets.^[245]
• Leave Me Alurn — This 'conversation prophylactic' in the shape of a funerary urn allows women to let men, when they want to make small talk, think they want to be left alone while they spread their loved one's ashes.^[246] From the makers of Lower Back Spikes, a belt used for women who are sick of men touching them on the smalls of their back when they walk past them.
• Lemon Glow – an ex-biker chick (Molly Shannon) wistfully recalls her drugs-and-sex days while cleaning the middle-class home she's conned herself into.^[247]
• Leland-Meyers Home Headache Test (HHt) — Run a 'moderate amount' of your blood in a centerfuge, place one drop on a test strip, and in two hours you'll learn whether or not you actually have a headache. A Season 20 parody of home pregnancy tests featuring Janeane Garofalo and Kevin Nealon.^[248]
• Levi's Wokes - sizeless (i.e. baggy), style-neutral (i.e. grayish brown), gender non-conforming denim jeans for a generation that defies labels.^[249]
• Lexon Paradox – Two automotive design teams produced two completely opposite cars (e.g., one was the most expensive car ever, the other the cheapest; one was the safest, the other designed to throw flaming victims hundreds of feet in a crash). In the end, the two were combined to create The Paradox.^[250]
• Liberty Medical – Wilford Brimley (episode host John Goodman) begins his pitch for this medical supply delivery service by explaining how, with 'dye-a-beetuss', he has to take extra care of his health, but continually qualifies, and admits to exaggerations, until by the end, he's described hiding a 'food boner' over a delivery of $200 worth of pork ribs to his house, never having moved fast enough to sweat, and the fact that he may not even have diabetes—his doctor 'just thinks I look like the kinda guy who would have it'.^[251]
• Lil' General Fireworks — A manufacturer of fireworks promotes their product a family-friendly way turn any boring weekend into the 4th of July.^[252]
• Lil' Poundcake – This Season 37 ad promotes a doll that's not only sweet enough for girls to play with, it gives them a FDA-approved HPV vaccination shot when they least expect it.^[253]
• Lincoln Financial — Three spoofs of the investment company's 'Get to know the future you' campaign, specifically an ad in which an airline passenger meets the future version of himself. In Ad #1, a man (Jason Sudeikis) has oral sex with his future self;^[254] in Ad #2, another man (Bill Hader) is told by his future self that he's going to gain weight, go bankrupt, fly to Hawaii, and kill himself (but not before making out with him);^[255] Ad #3 finds another man (guest Ben Stiller) mistaking a female passenger (Abby Elliott) for his transgender future self.^[256]
• Lincoln MKC – Episode host Jim Carrey lampoons Matthew McConaughey's exisential pitchwork for Lincoln'scrossover utility vehicle in this trio of ads. McConaughey gets so lost in his deep thoughts that in the third ad, he drives right through an Allstate commercial parody, hitting Allstate pitchman Dennis Haysbert (Keenan Thompson) in the process. Carrey would later reprise this spoof in the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch in SNL's 40th Anniversary Special.^[257]
• Little Brothers – An ad similar in vein to Peyton Manning's 'United Way' commercial; here, Manning's younger brother Eli is ambassador of a mentoring program for young boys who need a strong, male role model in their lives — and someone to beat up their mean older brothers (one of which, played by Andy Samberg, is locked in the trunk of a car and mistakenly referred to as 'Peyton'). The commercial ends with the tag line 'Little Brothers: Because the time of reckoning is now at hand', followed by Eli and his young charges laughing maniacally.^[258]
• Litter Critters – Cheri Oteri appears in this sketch about a kit that allows children to take their cat's fecal waste and mold it into fun figurines. '♪♫ When you hear a scratch, here comes a batch — It's time for Litter Critters! ♪♫'^[259]
• Little Chocolate Donuts — 'decathlon champion John Belushi' promotes 'The Donuts of Champions' in this parody of Bruce Jenner's^[a] pitch work for Wheaties.^[261]
• Long White Beard – 'Let 'em know you've been waiting.' Featured various cast members and actors wearing obviously fake, long, white beards in situations where someone has kept them waiting.^[262]
• The Looker — TNT's newest procedural drama stars Penny Marshall (Fred Armisen) as a police interrogator who gets suspects to sign confessions simply by staring at them for long periods of time.^[263]
• Loose Bear – a hallucinogeniclaxative that makes you dream you're being chased in the woods by a hungry bear, thus 'scaring the crap out of you'.^[264]
• Lori Davis Hair Spray Exciting Hold – Listed in the SNL sketch records as 'Focus on Beauty II', this infomercial spoof promotes an environmentally conscious hair spray with no alcohol in it, featuring episode host Christina Applegate as Cher, Chris Farley as Lori Davis, and Phil Hartman as 'Brad in the Lab'.^[265]
• The Love Toilet – Victoria Jackson & Kevin Nealon share the most intimate moment of them all... on a single-based toilet with two seats, placed so that the seated users can face each other. 'Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity.'^[266]
• The Lung Brush – used every night by heavy smoker Chris Farley to remove quarts of tar from his lungs before going to bed with wife Victoria Jackson ('Did you forget to brush?'). Former NFL quarterback Ken Stabler makes a celebrity endorsement cameo.^[267]
• Lux 420 SL – Cliff Robertson, in a deadpan cameo, promotes the car that caters to insane people; designed by such notables as Nostradamus, its features include an in-console sink for compulsive hand-washing and enough trunk space to hold copious vials of one's own urine. The tagline: 'There's a radio in my fingernail...CAR!!'^[268]

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• Mack North — Even though he handily defeated opponent Fred Peete (Chris Parnell) in the 6th district election, North (Will Ferrell) continues his campaign against him with a trio of attack ads, all in an effort to rub his victory in Peete's face.^[269]
• Magic Mouth — a device which is inserted into the rectum and converts flatulence into 'polished expressions' (e.g. 'Did you see Charlie Rose last night?').^[270]
• MartinSheen – a hair spray which consisted of guest Martin Sheen sipping water from a paper cup and spitting it on Jane Curtin's hair as she pitched the product, pausing occasionally to nod in agreement with her statements (e.g. 'MartinSheen is eco-friendly. You wouldn't dream of hurting the environment, would you?').^[271]
• Mary-Kate & Ashley Perfume – The perfume that fits your mood, whether you're an Ashley or a Mary-Kate. A female voice-over whispers 'Ashley' to one activity and 'Mary-Kate' to one in contrast.^[272]
• Match.com — This ad for the dating website features various female members talking about the man they hope to find... and Martha Stewart (Kate McKinnon), who just wants 'a successful man... for intercourse.'^[273]
• Maya Angelou — David Alan Grier, in his 1997 turn as episode host, mimics the acclaimed poet and her flowery, emotional, hyperbolic prose in a trio of ads, including:
  • Butterfinger candy ('Glad mantle of golden chocolaty hope upon my breast.')^[274]
  • Froot Loops ('Fruity loops, Fruit Loopies, swimming in the churning, frothy mother sea of milk.')^[275]
  • Pennzoil ('O! Magic shining ewer of liquid ball bearings.')^[276]
• Maybelline For Men – Finally, cosmetics for guys.^[277]
• McIntosh Jr. – an elementary-school cafeteria parody of early Macintosh computer ads. 'McIntosh Jr.: The Power to Crush the Other Kids!'^[278]
• McIntosh Post-It Notes (sic) – parody of the Apple Newton MessagePad.^[279]
• Mega Mart — In this 2010 ad, an amped-up Bobby Moynihan promotes this big-box retailer's '12-Minute Madness' sale on Black Friday, where a 'savings stampede' will be assured, thanks to freshly waxed floors ('Slide into savings!'), no security guards, box cutters for every customer (to remove overstocked items from the back of the store), and an exclusive offer of a previously unreleased Harry Potter book.^[280]
• Me-Harmony.com – a 2005 parody of eHarmony promotes a matchmakingwebsite for narcissists. Various SNL castmembers have dual roles as both the happy Me-Harmony client and, in drag, their perfect mate. The ad also promotes its sister service, the gay matchmaking site He-Harmony.com.^[281]
• Mel's Char Palace – Mel (Dan Aykroyd), with help from a saw-wielding 'Mrs. Mel' (Gilda Radner), promotes his steakhouse on 'Route 17, Paramus' where diners select their own steer, cuts and portions ('You stun it, you cut it, you charbroil it').^[282][283]
• Mercury Mistress – A spoof of luxury-car ads, this ad promotes 'a car so sexy, you'll just want to have sex with it' (because a rubber vagina is hidden behind its license plate).^[284]
• Metrocard – a credit card ad starring Roseanne Barr as a sassy customer service representative and Phil Hartman as a business traveler in need of assistance. Says Barr: 'Yeah, like I've got nothing better to do than to sit around and listen to him bitch!'^[285]
• Michael Phelps Diet – Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps shows his 'eat whatever you want, and as much as you want' diet which is almost certainly fatal to anyone who isn't an Olympic athlete because of its high caloric count (12,000 calories, which is the actual number of calories Michael Phelps was required to eat while training). Jared Fogle appears, stating 'this diet sucks a foot long'.^[286]
• Michael Bublé Christmas Duets - the singer, appearing as himself, follows up his solo holiday album with this collection of holiday duets with celebrities who are the opposite of Bublé's elegant charm, among them a starstruck Taylor Swift (Kristen Wiig), a vamping Justin Bieber (episode host Jimmy Fallon), a wisecracking Russell Brand (also Fallon), and a gun-wielding M.I.A. (Nasim Pedrad).^[287]
• Middle American Van Lines – A moving company that moves families instead of their belongings.^[288]
• The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders – a trailer for a home invasion slasher movie as directed by Wes Anderson, starring Owen Wilson (Edward Norton), Gwyneth Paltrow (Noël Wells), Danny Glover (Jay Pharoah), Tilda Swinton (Kate McKinnon), Anjelica Huston^[b] (Cecily Strong), Jason Schwartzman (Kyle Mooney), Adrien Brody (Mike O'Brien), a stop-motion mouse, and Alec Baldwin (appearing as himself) as the narrator.
• Milsford Spring Water – Tom Bodett narrates as a bottled water's unusually 'rich history' is re-enacted: Rather than share a spring with neighboring Dunbee, the town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents — 'over 107... days ago. You probably heard about it on the TV'.^[289]
• Mom Celebrity Translator – A handheld electronic device that allows young'uns to decipher what well-known celebrity their unhip mothers are trying to describe to them (e.g. 'Kite Carbinaw' to Kim Kardashian).^[290]
• Mom Jeans – Available (fictitiously) at J. C. Penney, these jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it! 'She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats!' The tagline: 'I'm not a woman anymore. I'm a mom!'^[291]
• Morgan Stanley — This 2005 ad finds a man (Will Forte), after Ashley (Amy Poehler) is caught smoking pot at school, scolding Ashley with threats to empty out her college fund. The man, however, is not Ashley's father but her family's 'Morgan Stanley guy' (dad Fred Armisen meekly greets Ashley in the car).^[292] A parody of the investment bank's 'One Client at a Time' campaign that dramatized its agents building family-like connections with their clients.
• Mostly Garbage Dog Food – Dog lover Jason Sudeikis gets his priorities straight by serving bagged garbage to his canine pal as a money-saving measure because of current economic issues.^[293]
• My Drunk Boyfriend — For the woman who longs to care for their inebriated boyfriend, there's this life-sized animatronic doll that comes pre-programmed with slurring speech and inappropriate actions (e.g. urinating in the clothes hamper, bringing a burnt pizza to bed, crying over a dead, unknown relative, and passing up a glass of water to have one more beer). Also available is My Drunk Girlfriend, for men who want to care for their inebriated girlfriends.^[294]

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• Navy Adventure (Port of Call: Bayonne, New Jersey) — Instead of training and missions, this spot featured the sailors doing other things, such as cleaning toilets, peeling potatoes, and doing laundry. The tag line: 'It's not just a job; it's $96.78 a week!'^[295]
• NBC: Our Age Is Showing — A self-parody of NBC's 1981–1982 ad campaign 'Our Pride Is Showing'.^[296]
• NCI — Spokesperson David Spade makes outlandish promises for this long-distance phone company's service, among them a guarantee that who you want to call will be at home to answer.^[297]
• Nebulzitol (No-Balls-At-All) — an FDA-approved drug to give to your husband when he's got March madness (its name literally means 'no balls at all').^[298]
• Ned's Roach-Away — Ned (episode host Charles Barkley) promotes his alternative to roach control products that contain harmful chemicals: Specially trained roaches with miniature firearms, because 'the only thing that can stop a bad roach is a good roach with a gun.'^[299]
• Nerf Crotch Bat — Chris Farley and Rob Schneider headline this ad for the latest addition to the Nerf line of toys, a bat cushioned in Nerf foam that kids and adults use to hit each other in the genital area. Also advertised is 'Nerf Crotch Missile' and 'Nerf Nerf', a formless plasmatic blob of Nerf foam material.^[300]
• Netflix — The streaming service announces their heavy spending on film and series development that will create an “endless scroll” of content in 2019, will take twelve human lifetimes to get through and will cause the end of the world via The Singularity. Among the new offerings:
  • Saved by the Crown, a Saved By the Bell knock-off which puts young Queen Elizabeth II (episode host Claire Foy, who played the young queen in The Crown) into a high school setting
  • Officer Winslow, a gritty reboot of Family Matters where Carl Winslow (Kenan Thompson) is a gun-toting alcoholic who threatens to shoot Steve Urkel (Chris Redd) for once again hitting on his daughter, Laura (Ego Nwodim)
  • And the unscripted comedy series Leslie Jones in a Van Buying Batteries, in which Jones' trip to 'go get some Duracells' goes pear-shape when she runs over a cyclist with her van and flees the incoming sirens of a police car.^[301]
• Network Battle of the T's & A's — This promo for a NBC competition special similar to Battle of the Network Stars features gratuitous shots of female celebrity competitors 'with the biggest T’s, and the nicest A’s!' A parody of the late 1970s trend of TV shows with well-endowed, suggestively-clad women in their cast.^[302]
• Next for Men — A new antiperspirant for famous men — such as a stand-up comedian (Kyle Mooney), a big-time Hollywood actor (Alex Moffat), or a Fortune 500 CEO (Will Ferrell) — whose careers are on the line due to sexual misconduct allegations.^[303]
• Neutrogena Coin Slot Moisturizer — Since new fashions increasingly leave your coin slot exposed to sun and wind, use this special moisturizer to keep it soft and supple. A 2006 parody of Neutrogena's specialized moisturizing products features Kristen Wiig and episode host Lindsay Lohan.^[304]
• New Dad Insurance — SNL's very first commercial parody, promoting 'a radically new concept in family insurance coverage': If the father of the house departs for any reason, a replacement dad will be there within seconds to care for your family's emotional and physical needs.^[305][306]
• New Shimmer — Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd play a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping ('It's a dessert topping, YOU COW!'); peacemaking Chevy Chase steps in and demonstrates to the couple (and the audience) that 'New Shimmer is a floor wax and a dessert topping!'^[307]
• Nicotrel — a parody of smoking-cessation products featuring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as ex-Army soldier Nick Cotrell, who beats up a wimpy husband (played by Chris Parnell) to get him to quit smoking. At the end of the sketch, other wrestlers (including Mick Foley, Paul 'Big Show' Wight, and Paul 'Triple H' Levesque) join in the action.^[308]
• Night Murmurs — An ad for a phone sex hotline where three scantily clad operators (Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, and episode host Cameron Diaz) can't wait to talk to you... but they need some assistance in return (Strong in scaring her grandmother, McKinnon in not taking silly bets, Diaz in picking up a dangerous package).^[309]
• Nike Air Force — features cast members Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Will Forte, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis playing basketball and messing up, which ends with Samberg getting injured.^[310] Sketch called Air Force One.
• Nike Pro-Chiller Leggings — women's athletic endurance pants perfect whether you're actually exercising or, in the cases of two women (played by Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant), lounging around your couch on a lazy afternoon.^[311]
• Nikey Turkey — Chris Rock raps about the perfect solution to a small meal for a large Thanksgiving gathering: A turkey that can be inflated by pressing a built-in pump button ('Pump it up!').^[312]
• No, Bruce! Let Me Finish! The Best of Celebrity Tirades — Following the real-life incident in which he mercilessly berated a movie-production crew member for simply moving a lighting rack, Christian Bale (episode host Bradley Cooper), in an attempt to take some heat off of himself, hawks a DVD of footage featuring other celebrities, such as George Foreman (Kenan Thompson), Joan Cusack (Abby Elliott), Mad Money's Jim Cramer (Darrell Hammond), and Nathan Lane (Bobby Moynihan) screaming at crew members for their perceived incompetence. All proceeds from the DVD go to Bale's legal defense fund.^[313]
• Norman Bates School of Motel Management — Norman (episode host Anthony Perkins, reprising his role from Psycho) promotes home-study courses on the responsibilities of managing your own motel.^[314]
• North American Savings — How does this savings bank keep its customers' money safe? By ensuring that with extremely stringent requirements, 'we make virtualy no loans at all, rejecting 97% of loan applications.'^[315]
• Now That's What I Call Christmas! — A spoof on the Now That's What I Call Music! compilation series, this holiday music album features pop artists such as Lorde (Kate McKinnon), DMX (Jay Pharoah), and Harry Styles (episode host Jimmy Fallon) giving their own unique takes on famed carols.^[316]
• Nuva Bling — Vanessa Bayer, Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong appear in this parody on the Nuva Ring birth control commercials, in which it also doubles as a jewelry accessory (placed around the vaginal area) for women who are not trying to get pregnant while enjoying the night out, and can be customized. The only drawback is they also complain that it hurts as well, as evidenced by the testimonials from the users.^[317]

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• Old Glory Insurance – a parody of older celebrities (such as Wilford Brimley and Alex Trebek) promoting insurance for senior citizens. Sam Waterston, in a deadpan performance as 'Paid Spokesperson', touts the advantages of the only life insurance company to provide full coverage against the leading killer of the elderly: attacks from robots that feed on the medications the elderly often use.^[318]
• Only Bangkok – parody of Las Vegas's 'What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas' commercials, shown in three parts. In part one, Ben Affleck (playing himself) sells his wife (played by Amy Poehler) to two burly mob members after losing a bet during a Russian Roulette match.^[319] In part two, a businessman (Seth Meyers) calls his friend for the number of a Dutch man who can help him remove a Thaihooker who ended up dead after he had sex with her.^[320] In the final part, Seth's businessman character is back and on the phone with the Dutchman about the removal of a dead prostitute — but this time the prostitute is a male. Also joining the businessman is Affleck in a pink robe, earrings, and wearing make-up (who asks the Dutchman [played by Darrell Hammond] if he's interested in buying panda meat) and a paranoid Kelly Ripa (in a cameo appearance) wielding a meat cleaver and exhorting the businessman to cut the prostitute up and put the remains in a bag.^[321]
• Oops I Crapped My Pants – a brand of adult diapers, a parody of Depends, and a play on the use of statements as product names (e.g. 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!').^[322]
• The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Tour — A live standup comedy tour ('coming soon to bootleg DVD') featuring comics who liberally rely on familiar catchphrases or antics to stand out, including 'Beef Jelly' Winfield (Kenan Thompson), Goran 'Funky Boy' Bogdan (Paul Brittain), and 'Airhorn' Schultz (episode host Zach Galifianakis).^[323] A second one on the season 37 episode hosted by Charlie Day has the same comedians, but replaces 'Airhorn' Schultz with Charlie Day as Dirk 'Jack Knife' Cane, a Dane Cook-esque stand-up comic known for a rude finger gesture known as 'The Jack-Knife'. A third one that only appeared in the dress rehearsal version of the season 37 finale with Mick Jagger as host and musical guest featured Jagger as a flamboyant, Russell Brand-esque Cockney British comedian whose punchline is 'It's weird, innit?'.
• Oxxon — The oil company blames the high production costs for their elaborately produced commercials as an excuse for high energy prices. A parody of Exxon's 'Energy for a Strong America' campaign ('Energy for a gullible America' is the closing tagline).^[324]

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• Pan Am – thanks to good security and low fares, it's a good time to fly because of their best offer: Fly to Brussels, Rome or London, you get to keep the plane you flew on.^[325]
• Pandora charms — for the woman 'who makes the holidays merry and bright,' the man in her life can give her assorted bracelet charms that acknowledge her various traits and interests (e.g. if she drinks coffee, a coffee cup; if she works as a nurse, a nurse's hat).^[326]
• Paxil—Second-Term Strength — An anti-depressant made especially for Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) as he tries to deal with his second term as President and all of the scandals and failures (such as the Benghazi scandal, the IRS scandal, General Petraeus's sex scandal, and Obamacare). Also available in Republican Strength for John Boehner (Taran Killam) dealing with the stress of Tea Party members protesting against Obama's administration.
• Pep Boys Genderflect campaign — Mirroring Starbucks' '#RaceTogether' campaign (which encouraged conversations about race between its employees and customers), the auto parts chain promotes its own initiative to discuss issues about gender identity and LGBTQ issues. The mechanics and parts people, however, voice opinions on the subject that can be considered politically incorrect, much to their customers' discomfort.^[327]
• Pepto-Bismol Ice – Nasim Pedrad appears in this sketch about the famous pink antacid in malt liquor form.^[328]
• Petchow Rat Poison – parody of misleading labels, Hank Petchow's (Will Ferrell) brand of rat poison looks like dog food, is packaged in a 25 lb. bag with 'PetChow' in large print, has a large photo of Petchow's dog, and the words 'rat poison' in very fine print.^[329]
• Philadelphia – a line of action figures along with a video game (which is actually footage from the Sega Genesis port of Galaxy Force II) based on the 1993 film of the same name.^[330]
• Phone Company – Features Lily Tomlin as a grouchy, apathetic operator who relates the goings-on and imperfections of her company. 'We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.' Sketch called Ernestine.^[331]
• The Player-With-Yourself Club – Telly Savalas (Phil Hartman) promotes a discount card for chronic masturbators.^[332]
• Pre-Chewed Charlie's – a steakhouse for people with dentures, where the waiters come to your table and chew your food for you.^[333]
• Preparation H – Skateboarding dudes, including Jimmy Fallon, plug Preparation H in urban slang ('I'm about ta drop an H-BOMB on dis rizzoid!').^[334]
• Punk'd: Barely Legal — Ashton Kutcher (episode host Justin Timberlake) releases a DVD of his Punk'd pranks that were never shown on TV due to legal issues, such as Fred Durst (Jeff Richards) getting mugged, Christina Aguilera (Maya Rudolph) suffering from morning sickness after Kutcher steals her birth control pills, and 50 Cent (Finesse Mitchell) shooting Dax Shepard (Will Forte) dressed as a vampire (which, to Kutcher, is a 'double punk' because Dax didn't know he was going to get shot and 50 Cent didn't know the vampire was Dax).^[335]
• Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downers – Gilda Radner complains to Laraine Newman that her dog Sparky has no energy, so Newman recommends Puppy Uppers. Later, when the dog is hyperactive (and quite a bit smaller), Radner complains that 'Sparky's perked up a little too much', so Newman recommends dosing him with Doggie Downers.^[336]

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• Quarry — Jane Curtin appears in this sketch about 'the only [breakfast] cereal that's pure 100% rocks and pebbles', parodying the glut of 'natural', earthy, and crunchy (deafeningly, in this case) granola-based cereals popular in the mid-1970s. The tag line: 'Better tasting, 'cause it's mined'.^[337]
• The Quotable Caddyshack — Episode host Bill Murray, with a cameo assist from fellow Caddyshack star Chevy Chase, promotes a leather-bound version of the frequently quoted film's script, suitable for reference in everyday life (e.g. job interviews, wedding vows).^[338]

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• RAD 3000 — a smoke detector that plays songs of the 1980s.^[339]
• ReaganCo. — Charles Rocket demonstrates how you can show your patriotism by way of Ronald Reagan wallpaper, cosmetics, and bathroom tiles.^[340]
• Rectix — A 'unique all-natural, fast-acting erectile dysfunction remedy' men can insert up their rectum.^[341]
• Red Flag Perfume — an ad promoting a Chanel fragrance for women whose behavior and life choices belies their elegant appearance. Jon Hamm is the narrator; Kristen Wiig portrays the woman who has, among other things, lived in Las Vegas for 11 years and previously dated a club promoter.^[342]
• The Regal Promenade Pavilion — A venue that 'makes your wedding look like a wedding,' featuring everything from exquisite decorations and elegant flatware to running-and-screaming 8-year-olds and stray balloons stuck in the air vent.^[343]
• Rick's Model Ts — A 'promotional film' for the first used car lot. Rick (Mike O'Brien) claims to be crazy for selling cars at such low prices, but wife Daisy (episode host Tina Fey) is clearly certifiably so ('I smashed a mirror 'cause I saw a woman in there who's crazy').^[344]
• Roach-Ex Plus — Cockroaches don't stand a chance against this bug killer, especially in the hands of a jealous husband who uses it on a roach (episode host Don Cheadle) who had sex with his wife.^[345]
• Romano Tours — Joe Romano (episode host Adam Sandler) promises beautiful tours of Italy but can't promise the vacationer will improve personally ('If you're sad now, you might still feel sad there, okay?').^[346]
• Rosetta Stone — This 2013 parody of the computer-assisted language learning service allows users to learn various languages, especially men learning such Thai phrases as “How much?” “Is that for the whole night?” and “Oh my God, what have I done?”^[347] The obvious allusions to Thailand's prostitution trade prompted an attempt by the country's culture minister to have the spoof removed from YouTube.^[348]
• Royal Deluxe II — a 1977 car commercial parody that demonstrates the smoothness of the car's ride by having a mohel perform a circumcision in the back seat while the car is driven at 40 miles per hour down a bumpy road.^[349]
• Rubik's Grenade — a parody of Rubik's Cube promotes what may be 'the last puzzle you'll never solve'.^[350]
• Russell & Tate Law Firm — this parody of 'ambulance-chasing' legal-services commercials promotes a law firm whose partners are two intimidating black men with extensive 'resumés' who repeatedly pledge to 'git yo' money'.^[351]
• Russell Stover Black History Heart Shaped Box — Valentine's Day coincides with Black History Month, making February the perfect time for white men to show their black girlfriends that they both love them and honor their culture with this set of candies molded in the visages of noted black figures (and Bill Clinton).^[352]

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• Safelite - A commercial parody on the popular testimonial ads for Safelite that aired on its October 7, 2017 broadcast, in which a glass repair technician (played by Beck Bennett) becomes obsessed with both the teenage daughter (played by Melissa Villaseñor) and her mother (played by Aidy Bryant) he answers to every time to repair their minivan when it has a broken windshield, only to discover that he is smashing the windshield each time, infuriating the mother. The company, through their Twitter account, responded to the show's spoof: 'Thanks for the skit... Although we can take a joke, this one was a step too far. Our techs are our heroes. #notcool.' This sketch aired only once. The November 25, 2017 rerun of the episode had the parody deleted and replaced with a music video sketch called 'The Last Fry' (about two white rappers from the 1990s [played by Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney] who rap about a pretty girl [played by episode host Gal Gadot] who's eaten their last French fry and don't notice that it's 2017 and people are panicking about a possible attack from North Korea). The Safelite sketch was also cut and replaced with 'The Last Fry' on Hulu (though as of 2019, the Safelite fake commercial was reinstated while 'The Last Fry' was cut), YouTube, and NBC's on-demand services due to Safelite's complaints and the sketch's humor becoming in bad taste due to on-going news at the time of celebrities being accused of and admitting to sexual harassment and misconduct.^[353][354]
• Salon — Features David Spade as a 'flamboyant' beauty salon operator pitching a hairspray that is activated by saying 'salon' repeatedly (in the exaggerated French manner, with a sibilant 'S' and the accent on the first syllable). He teaches Victoria Jackson how to say it 'properly'.^[355]
• Schmitt's Gay — in this spoof of beer companies' targeting of specific demographics, two housesitters (Chris Farley & Adam Sandler) are discouraged at the filthy condition of the backyard pool. When the water is turned on, however, it magically transforms into a sparkling clean pool filled with attractive, and presumably gay, men wearing bikini swim trunks, whom the housesitters merrily cavort with.^[356]
• Settl - As its name implies, this mobile datingapp is aimed at women willing to settle for dates and relationships with, as one user puts it, 'normal guys with characteristics I am now willing to overlook.'^[357]
• Shirt in a Can — Tim Meadows spills something on his shirt, so he sprays on this product.^[358]
• Short & Curly — The shampoo men use to keep their pubic hairs clean and shiny. Also promoted is Short, Dark, Curly, and Lovely, 'but that, my friends, is strictly for the brothers'.^[359]
• Sleepy Boy 2000 — Tim Kazurinsky purchases this do-it-yourself kit that, when assembled, creates a weapon that detects and destroys cars whose alarms go off in the middle of the night, enabling him to get a good night's sleep.^[360]
• Sofa King — furniture store ad featuring a family of apparent Middle Eastern origins with thick accents. Everything in the ad is promoted with the adjective 'Sofa King' (as in, 'It's Sofa King comfortable!'), but the accents make it sound like 'so fucking'.^[361]
• Speed — Veteran SNL writer Anne Beatts makes a rare on-screen appearance as a housewife able to happily multi-task, thanks to a diet pill you don't have to be overweight to use. Obtainable from your doctor, your neighbor's doctor, your college roommate's doctor, etc.^[362]
• Spitzer and Associates — Following his resignation due to the sex scandal involving his money laundering and dalliances with high-priced call girls, Eliot Spitzer (Bill Hader) is now opening a private practice dealing with embarrassing sex-related issues. Sketch called 'Spitzer Cold Open.'^[363]
• Spotlightz Acting Camp for Serious Kids — Two ads from Season 39 promote a camp where still-very-bright-eyed child actors can hone their talents by recreating adult-oriented film and TV work (e.g. Training Day, Breaking Bad, The Wolf of Wall Street).^[364][365]
• Spud Beer — 'Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes', this beer is 'brewed for people who can't taste the difference', in this case an electroshock subject (writer Alan Zweibel). The end tagline: 'Spud! The beer that made Boise famous!'^[366]
• Stanx — From the makers of Spanx comes this undergarment that, rather than let embarrassing flatulence pass out of the body (as normal underwear would do), traps it inside its lining (despite creating an abnormally big bulge around the buttocks).^[367]
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens Toys & Action Figures — Toys based on the film that are 'great for everyone ages 6 and up — way up' (i.e. adult-age sci-fi geeks).^[368]
• Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream (New Formula) — a parody of the celebrity infomercial boom.^[369]
• Sub Shack — a parody of the SubwayJared Fogle ad campaign, with customers of the fast-food restaurant gaining weight rather than losing it.^[370]
• Super Bass-O-Matic '76 — This parody of Ronco ads features Dan Aykroyd pureeing raw fish in a blender, as well as Laraine Newman delivering the happy pitch line, 'Wow, that's terrific bass.'^[371]
• Super Feud — 'When two of South America’s biggest singing stars have a feud, you’re the winner.' So says announcer Don Pardo in introducing this 'special TV offer' for a compilation album of music from Jorge Montenero (episode host Patrick Swayze) and Raul Valendez (Dana Carvey), who sing about their bitter rivalry (e.g. fan mail volume, plastic surgery claims) to the tune of 'Guantanamera.'^[372]
• Suppressex — an anti-arousal medicine taken to prevent erections from occurring at inopportune moments.^[373]
• Swiffer Sleepers — Amy Poehler appears in this parody of Swiffer ads with children's blanket sleepers designed to pick up dust and dirt as they crawl.^[374]
• Swiftamine – a medication designed to fight bouts of vertigo caused by enjoyment of Taylor Swift's music.^[375]
• Swill — Bill Murray extols the qualities of this putrid mineral water 'dredged from Lake Erie', the packaging of which looks nearly identical to Perrier. A highlight is the slow pouring of Swill from the bottle, set to the refrain of Carly Simon's 'Anticipation', a song used to promote another slow-pouring food item at the time, Heinz Ketchup.^[376]

T[edit]

• Taco Town – a restaurant parody of Taco Bell, advertising a new taco with layer after layer of outer crust, finished with a Chicago-style pizza and blueberry pancake, and 'deep fried to perfection'. Andy Samberg says of the product, 'Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!'^[377]
• Target — This 2016 ad for the department store chain notes that it has everything you need for Thanksgiving, be it food, cookware, home decor... or a nice, spacious parking lot where you can sit in your car and gather your bearings if you're meeting your family for the first time since the election.^[378]
• Tech-Pack – A man (Jason Sudeikis) shows a harried woman (Kristen Wiig) at the airport a new wearable pouch system that can hold and activate all electronics (mp3 players, PDAs, cellphones, etc.) with a joystick, but scares other passengers because of its uncanny resemblance to a suicide belt.^[379]
• Teddy Bear Holding a Heart – a spoof of a De Beers commercial, where a guy (Will Forte) gives his sweetheart (Amy Poehler) a teddy bear holding a heart for Valentine's Day, the gift available practically everywhere.^[380]
• Texxon – An image ad shown during 'network newsbreaks', including those following the Buckwheat assassination, ostensibly touting the philanthropic efforts of that petroleum company; they successively degenerate into thinly veiled threats of dire consequences if various legislation under consideration doesn't go the company's way, supposedly forcing it to scale back efforts to assist the needy: 'Texxon. Do what we say, and nobody gets hurt.'^[381][382]
• That's Not Yogurt! — A spoof of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!' ads and the TCBY frozen-yogurt chain.^[c] After eating the product, a couple (Victoria Jackson and Kevin Nealon) becomes very concerned about what the mysterious product actually is, but the coy announcer refuses to tell them. 'From the makers of Those Aren't Olives!'^[383]
• Them Trumps — A promo for a show 'from the producers of Empire' that ponders what would happen if Donald Trump and his family were black. Centering on President 'Darius Trump' (Kenan Thompson), the tease finds Darius supremely confident in the face of criminal investigation and sexual scandal (“They can’t lock me up!”), but quickly capitulating to the consequences when the feds storm in (“And even though I may be black—” “Freeze, Trump! You’re under arrest!” “Yeah, that sounds about right.”).^[384]
• thirtysomething Cereal — 'From the makers of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal' comes this breakfast food made for the baby boomer/yuppie generation. It has 'no fat, no sugar, no salt,' and is made in images of characters from the angst-laden ABC drama ('I got an oat bran Elliot').^[385]
• This is U.S. — a promo for a NBC series that depicts life in the Trump administration as an emotional family drama, a la This Is Us, with characters including White House Press SecretarySarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant), presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon) and HUD secretaryBen Carson (episode host, and This Is Us cast member, Sterling K. Brown).^[386]
• Three-Legged Jeans – 'And hey, not any dumber than acid-washed!' The chorus of the reggae-tinged theme music features the catchphrases 'Three at last' and 'A leg and a leg and a leg' sung together.^[387]
• Tim and Meat's One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop – Tim Curry and Meat Loaf (both appearing as themselves) are proprietors of a store with props and costumes based on and to wear and use for midnight screenings of the 1975 cult film The Rocky Horror Picture Show.^[388]
• Toilet Death Ejector — This ad posits that the greatest embarrassment of senior citizens is being found dead on the toilet. As pitched by episode host John Mulaney, this mechanized device helps alleviate those fears. If the user feels they're about to die, they can press a button on the toilet, which projects them through the air and onto their bed. Not only will it also automatically flush the toilet, it'll also drop a book onto their person (to let those discovering their corpse believe they died wise).^[389]
• Tortumatic – the ultimate way to show others that you can take pain. Charles Rocket demonstrates it, getting punched repeatedly by a number of boxing gloves, and slamming his hand with a mallet.^[390]
• Totino'sPizza Rolls — a series of commercials airing over three straight Super Bowl weekends in the mid-2010s focusing on a dutiful housewife (Vanessa Bayer) serving Pizza Rolls to 'my hungry guys' watching the big game in the living room.
  • The first ad, from 2015, promotes the 'Totino's Super Bowl Activity Pack,' featuring games and toys specifically made 'for grown women ages 5 and up' (e.g. puzzles, play money, miniature top) that the wife can play to keep herself occupied in the kitchen while the hubby (episode host J. K. Simmons) and the guys watch the game.^[391]
  • The second ad, from 2016, is a straight-up Pizza Rolls ad that takes a strange turn: The 'hungry guys' (episode host Larry David among them) are reacting to the big game in unison. But when the wife discovers that they're shouting at a blank TV screen and grabs a pair of scissors for self-defense, the guys turn around all at once, revealing icy stares with solid black eyes. The end-of-ad twist: It's actually a promotion for the recently revived TV series The X-Files.^[392]
  • The third ad, from 2017, gets really steamy: When a sister of one of the guys (played by episode host Kristen Stewart) comes into the kitchen to help, the wife finds herself attracted to the woman, and the two engage in torrid intercourse, using the Pizza Rolls on their bodies and speaking in French, thus giving real meaning when the husband asks if they're 'making out' in the kitchen.^[393]
• Toyota - A 2015 commercial spoof on an ad for Toyota (which depicted a female United States Army soldier being dropped off at the airport by her father^[394]), which soon stirred up outrage from viewers over its depiction of a female high school graduate (played by guest host Dakota Johnson) who leaves her family to join ISIS, with the father (played by Taran Killam) replying 'Death To America' after instructing one of the militants (played by Kyle Mooney) to watch over her.^[395]
• Tressant Suprème – Kelly Ripa spoofs the numerous hair coloring ads in which she has appeared. In this parody, Ripa prefers Tressant Suprème because it contains 'just a little bit of crack cocaine', thus explaining her well-known 'peppy' persona.^[396]
• Trilocaine – a scalp-itch medication with extremely disturbing side effects (e.g. '90% of users experience an instantaneous and horrifying sleep paralysis containing a bleak vision of mortality').^[397]
• Triopenin — Airing during the first Weekend Update, this ad promotes an arthritis medication in a bottle that's virtually impossible to open.^[398][53]
• Triple Trac Razor – a razor with three blades because the consumer is gullible enough to believe what he sees on TV commercials (this was written in the years before razors had progressed past two blades).^[399]
• Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover – a product that, 'when applied once every hour for 72 straight hours', slowly burns away unwanted lower back tattoos. 'That tingling means it's working!' Tagline: 'Because it won't be cool forever'.^[400]
• Turtle Shirt — Men's shirts that are made from the same materials as a turtle's shell, allowing the wearer to hide from unwanted or embarrassing situations.^[401]
• TylenolB.M. – a laxative product shown to cause you to defecate while you sleep.^[402]

U[edit]

Pandora

• Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor — With references to Uncle Remus in Disney's Song of the South, this not not-so-subtle barb at products that perpetuate racial stereotypes finds Aunt Jemima's husband (Tracy Morgan) promoting liquor that's 'more fun than pancakes' thanks to its 95% alcohol content by volume ('That means you get f***** up for less money!').^[403]
• Under Underground Rock Festival – A series of commercials which poke fun at the crazy promotions at alternative concerts, crazy special guests, as well as the extremes people will go to defy conformity. Done in the style of Gathering of the Juggalos infomercials.^[404]
• United Way with Peyton Manning – Manning (as himself) appears in this 2007 spoof of self-serving philanthropic public-service ads by popular athletes. Documentary-style, Manning is shown 'mentoring' children; what ensues is Manning physically and verbally abusing the kids during a football game (hitting kids in the back of the head with a football and sending one of them to sit in a Port-A-Let for messing up a play), and afterwards teaching his charges how to break into an SUV, exploiting a little girl to get a date with an attractive woman, showing kids a tabloid magazine featuring Angelina Jolie, drinking beer in front of them, and admitting that he would kill anyone who snitches on him.^[405]
• University of Westfield — An ad for an online college that teaches students how to avoid discussing going to an online college. As one student (portrayed by Nasim Pedrad) states, Westfield taught her 'that going to an Internet college is not a thing that would make people want to hire me.'^[406]
• Urigro – parody of male enhancement medications; a pill that gives its male users an absurdly long and strong stream of urine.^[407]
• UPS – starring Bill Hader as ad man/actor Andy Azula, making fun of the prevalence of Azula's ad campaign as well as his hairstyle.^[408]
• Uvula Public Service Spot – Chevy Chase as a physician urging Gilda Radner and the audience to take proper care of the uvula, without ever saying what the uvula actually is. (It is a small piece of flesh that hangs down from the rear portion of the soft palate and requires little, if any, maintenance.)^[409]

V[edit]

• Valtrex – A husband repeatedly affirms his fidelity to his wife during a commercial for a pill that treats genital herpes.^[410]
• VeritasUltrasound HD – Instead of a tiny monitor, the ultrasound is displayed on a widescreen HD television. It even has options to display a football helmet on the fetus (for dads-to-be missing a Sunday football because they're accompanying the wife to see the ultrasound).^[411]
• Verizon 4G LTE — Customer Fred Armisen is left confused by salesperson Bill Hader's bizarre explanations of how Verizon's high-speed data service will work on a very wide variety of smart devices.^[412]

W[edit]

• Wade Blasingame — You wouldn't want a human being humping your leg or digging up your lawn, so why would you let a dog do the same? Luckily, Blasingame (Will Ferrell) — 'the attorney, not the ballplayer' — specializes in taking dogs to court over their rambunctious behavior. Also featuring Chris Parnell as Wade's brother/associate and the human simulating bad canine behavior in the ad's dramatizations.^[413]
• Waterbed Warehouse — Owner Dom (episode host Martin Freeman) lets wife Janine (Aidy Bryant) be the prominent face and musical voice of 'Upper South Dakota's premier waterbed distributor.'^[414]
• Wells for Boys – For introspective little boys who simply long to be understood, this item from Fisher-Price's 'Sensitive Boy' collection provides a private place for reflection, contemplation and the sharing of secrets; Dad (Bobby Moynihan) may not get it, but Mom (episode host Emma Stone) understands.^[415]
• We're Just Friends – Short shorts for men (Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg) whose close friendship is often mistaken for a gay relationship.^[416]
• Where You're Going – parody of 1980s Michelob commercials in which Jon Lovitz, Randy Quaid, Damon Wayans, Anthony Michael Hall and others are shown celebrating their latest conquests in the business world and living the good life, until the end of the commercial where they all burn in Hell for living spiritually bankrupt, avaricious lives.^[417]
• Wilson Trap Doors – office trap doors that effectively do away with unwanted guests, clients or employees.^[418]
• Wilson Countersink Flanges and Dorry Flanges – Phil Hartman narrates this commercial for technically complex industrial supplies (with Chris Farley and Rob Schneider).^[419]
• Woomba – a self-operating electronic feminine hygiene product that knows when women should use it, whether they want to or not; a parody of the Roomba automatic vacuum system.^[420]
• The Worst of Soul Train — Coughy Robinson (Bobby Moynihan) hosts this Time Lifeinfomercial promoting this DVD collection of the least memorable acts to have performed on the long-running dance & music program Soul Train.^[421]
• Wrangler Open Fly Jeans – Finally, jeans with no fly so that your parts are always camera-ready, as pitched by Brett Favre (played by Jason Sudeikis)^[422]

X[edit]

• Xanax for Gay Summer Weddings — A new version of the anxiolytic designed for heterosexuals suffering anxiety over attending elaborate gay weddings.^[423]

Y[edit]

• Yard-a-Pult — A product created to launch unwanted trash/deceased pets/etc. over your fence rather than going to the time and expense of disposing of them properly.^[424]
• Your Hometown Board of Tourism — Why spend the holidays in someplace exotic like Hawai'i when this 2012 ad reminds you that your hometown is a much affordable destination. There's the 'four-star accommodations of your childhood home,' activities such as cleaning out your parents' garage, and exotic attractions such as your old high school.^[425]
• You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown — Seeking live holiday entertainment that's family-oriented yet also edgy? The New York Actor's Studio offers this gritty take on Peanuts that's 'Charlie Brown by way of Brooklyn.' The cast features Al Pacino (Bill Hader) as the title character, Larry David (episode host Martin Short) as Linus, and Edie Falco (Kate McKinnon) as a prescription-packingLucy.^[426]
• Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum — A fruit-flavored bubble gum that controls genital herpes.^[427]

Z[edit]

• Z-Shirt — Its name sums up what the product is: A 1990s hip-hop-style neon shirt with a 'Z' on the front. As shirt-wearer Tim Robinson exclaims, 'This ain't no t-shirt, it's a Z-Shirt!' The comedy comes when his buddy (episode host Kevin Hart) goes through the alphabet and asks, 'Oh! Wait! I'm confused! Is that an A-Shirt?' 'Is it a B-Shirt?' etc.^[428]

Notes[edit]

1. ^Bruce Jenner is now known as Caitlyn Jenner due to gender transition in 2015.^[260]
2. ^The original airing of The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders misspelled Anjelica Huston's first name as 'Angelica,' while the online version and all TV reruns have the correct spelling
3. ^TCBY's acronymic name was originally supposed to stand for 'This Can't Be Yogurt!' but was later revised to stand for 'The Country's Best Yogurt'.

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